Computer Jokes

Computers can't replace human beings. Accepted. But sometimes, the humor they introduce parallels that by humans. Computer jokes are introduced by errors in their functioning, weird symbols they use or even the communication that makes use of computer technology. Rather, our interpretations of these, introduce humor. It's perhaps because computers are machines that 'mimic' human beings. Here is our collection of computer jokes; read on.
A Rose By Any Other Name
Gay Hamilton’s email to the help desk of Telecom New Zealand was rejected by a computer system because her name was Gay and was deemed "inappropriate for business-like communication".
Top 10 Reasons Computers Must Be Male
They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
Five Reasons Computers Must Be Female
No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
Computer Viruses
This is an indespensible list of computer viruses often missed by most anti-virus programs. hehe
Sure signs computers have taken over you life
Has technology taken over your life?
The Borg
Can Microsoft products stop the Borg?
Diagnostic Computer
Joe goes to a diagnostic computer instead of a doctor, to save a couple of bucks.
At Sun, we don't...
One day, a huge computer hardware and software conference is held. Engineers from...