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Earthquake And The World

Just all about 'Your Momma' - This story is not real. Just two kids fighting about each others Momma. Once again NOT real.
Okay so one day I was walking into the to see this kid and his Overweight mother. I taped the kid on his shoulder. "What?" He asked. Then I realized that he was Jim. They call him Jim because he so good in Gym.

"Hey Jim why your mom so fat." I asked. "Why your mom so fat?" he looked at me like I was crazy. "Man your Momma so fat every time she step she start an earth quake." I said trying you hold my balance as if a earth quake hit Miami. "Well your Momma so fat when she was born she covered the whole world." And with I came home with bloody nose.
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Published: 6/3/2010
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