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Pie Time

Really bad pie jokes :D
1~~
*Cake on plate*
"Is that pie!?"
"No."
"No?!"
"No...."
"No!?!?"
"No!"
"NO!?!?!?!??!??!?!?!?!?!?!?"
"NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Whyyyyy nottttttttt!?!?!?!"
"Sigh."
*stomp away*

2~~
*Dude staring at a banana, chick walks up*
Dude:Alacazam! (to banana)
Chick: WHAT are you doing?
Dude:Banana cream pie! *Dude whacks banana with hammer, splats on chick*
Chick:That's soooooo not how you make it, dude.
Dude:How'd you know my name! *Hold up hammer in defense, chick walks away.*

3~~
Pie!
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Published: 1/11/2011
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