50 Blondes and a Brunette

What happens when you mix a joke with god, 50 blondes, and a brunette?
There were fifty blondes and a brunette on a plane. When suddenly the blonde pilots crash the plane. Now all the blondes and the brunette are hanging onto the wings of the plane above the sea. When there was a clap of thunder and a loud rumble, suddenly god began to talk to the fifty blondes and the brunette. He said, "Girls if you want to survive, then one of you must fall to your death and sacrifice yourself to the sea!" Then god went away. OMG the brunette should go, cause she is like the, what do you call it... the odd one out!" one of the blondes said all ganging up on the singular brunette. "Fine, I'll go. But as my dying wish could all of you do something for me?" the brunette asked. "Like, yeah sure!" all the blondes chorused. So the brunette said, "If you are happy and you know it clap your hands." And all the blondes clapped their hands, fell to their death; and the brunette was saved.
Published: 1/7/2007
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