Best Funny Rajnikanth Jokes

With Rajnikanth jokes making a buzz all around India, here I present some of the best and funny Rajnikanth jokes on the hype after his latest hit - ROBOT.
Rajnikanth is a popular actor and a renowned personality in India. He has a huge fan following because of his stylish gestures, expressions and unique dialogs. He is also a recipient of the Padma Bhushan, India's third highest civilian honor, for his great contribution to Indian cinema. He was declared as one of the most influential persons in South Asia by Asiaweek.

Here, I have enlisted a few latest Rajnikanth jokes. Thanks to the great Rajni fan following... that people around have given their direct and indirect contributions to this collection of some new hilarious and funny Rajni jokes.

Enjoy and (don't) 'mind it!'

Best Funny Rajnikanth Jokes
  • Words like awesomeness, brilliance, legendary etc. were added to the dictionary in the year 1949. That was the year Rajinikanth was born.
  • Rajnikanth taught a German Shepherd to bark in Spanish.
  • Rajnikanth has counted till infinity twice.
  • Every step Rajnikanth takes creates a small whirlpool. Tsunami was the result of morning jog.
  • Once Rajnikanth lost his wallet. As a result the world faced global recession.
  • Rajnikanth can call you from a match box.
  • Rajnikanth told Shakespeare the story of Romeo and Juliet.
- shared by Girish Kumar
  • Before Tom Cruise, Rajnikanth was approached for Mission Impossible which he refused as he found the title insulting.
- shared by Pareesh Phulkar
  • Rajinikant doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
  • Once Rajni decided to write an autobiography, today it's known as guinness book of world records.
  • Rajinikant got his drivers license at the age of 16 seconds.
  • Google won't find Rajinikanth because you don't find Rajinikanth; Rajinikanth finds you.
- shared by Nilesh Patil
  • Why did Superman leave his planet Krypton? To get physical training under Rajnikanth here on Earth.
  • Where does rajnikant goes for a morning walk?- Ans:The Great Wall of China
- shared by Rishabh Garg
  • Why did rajnikant buy an acre of land with 4 wells in each corner...?...Coz he wanted to play carrom...!! :P :P :D
  • Jack Sparrow addresses HIM as captain RajiniKanth.
  • Rajnikant drives his vehicle on national highway "NH-007".
  • Rajnikant can put both his legs in pants at a time
  • Once in childhood, Rajnikant was playing in sand, and now it is known as great wall of china and Pyramids of Egypt.
  • Rajnikant can clap with one hand.
  • Microsoft uses Rajnikant OS
- shared by Prashant Sawant
  • The new symbol for Rupee is actually Rajnikant's Signature.
- shared by Vinod Walimbe

.... And now Rajnikant goes to the Oscars.
  • One day Rajnikant started doing his homework, today it's known as "WIKIPEDIA"
- shared by Kulbhushan Raghuvanshi
  • Rajnikant once donated a drop of blood to a very weak child... The child is known as "The Great Khali".
  • Rajnikant once went out for a morning walk. In the afternoon, police arrested him.. You know why? Because he had reached......... USA.
  • When GOD is shocked.. He exclaims...... Oh my Rajnikant!
- shared by Megha
  • Rajnikant participated in a high jump, and now it has been reported by NASA that Rajni is the first man on Mars.
  • Rajnikant did his KG from seven different places, today those are known as 7 different IIT'S.
  • All sardars have decided to offer Rs.999 crores to Rajnikant as a thank you token for shifting people focus from Sardar's to Rajnikant.
  • Recently, China airports were closed due to heavy fog, later it was discovered that Rajnikant was having hookah in India
- shared by Arati Katti
  • The ice age ended when Rajnikant lost his cool.
  • Rajnikant knows Victoria's secret.
  • Rajnikant knows who is the mother of Ted's children in 'How I Met Your Mother'.
  • Rajnikant is in the new Harry Potter movie; so Harry and Voldemort are now friends.
  • Once Rajnikant forgot his toys near Mumbai; that place is now known as Essel World.
- shared by Sumaiya Khan
  • Once Rajnikant was having a cup of tea. Suddenly, in his typical style he cut the tea into half. Since then, we know our popular cutting chai.
  • One day Rajnikant bunked school. Since then it is known as Sunday.
  • Yamaha has launched many bikes with R1, R15, R6, Rx, Rxz names. There is no doubt, R means Rajnikant
- shared by Kundan Pandey
  • When Rajnikant switches on his AC without closing the door, Winter starts in India.
  • One day Rajnikant had some stomach problem, that day we witnessed Bhopal Gas Tragedy.
  • Once Dinosaurs borrowed money from Rajnikant and refused to pay him back... That was the last time anyone saw Dinosaurs.
  • One night, a ghost was consoling another, "Don't worry, I told you it's all in your mind... There is nothing like Rajnikant" .
- shared by Bhavya Verma
  • Why did Superman and Batman visit Rajnikant? Because it was Teachers Day!
  • Rajnikant slapped himself and the man standing next to him was shattered to pieces. Why?
    Answer: Resonance.
- shared by Manali Oak
  • Rajnikanth can kneel down on both sides.
  • When you search Rajini in google, what does google say?
    "I'm Feeling Lucky" !
  • Rajanikanth can kick a man in his soul.
  • Rajnikanth hates people with an accent, because they call him Rajni-can't and not Rajnikanth!
  • Rajanikath can cough, sneeze and laugh "all at the same time".
  • Rajinikanth believes only in one type of HTML code. Bullets and only bullets.
  • Rajani can gargle ice till the melting point!
  • How does Rajni do Shirshasan?
    He simply turns the world upside down.
  • Once Rajnikant was on the hot seat of KBC....
    And the computer needed lifeline to choose the question. Mind it!
- shared by Maisie M
  • Rajnikanth was the person who killed the Dead Sea.
  • Rajnikanth is able to lick his own elbows.
  • How did girraffes come about? Rajnikanth once kicked a horse under its chin.
  • Rajnikanth is able to kill 2 stones with 1 bird
- shared by Clifford Aga
  • It was after the birth of Rajinikant, that many atheists started believing in God.
- shared by Shashank Nakate
  • If the great Rajni would have been born in India about 150 years back...........then Britishers would have fought for independence.
- shared by Stephen Rampur
  • Everybody knows about the law of gravitation, but it was Rajnikant who discovered the law of levitation.
  • Time waits for no one, except, Rajni.
  • All's fair in love and war and Rajni Jokes.
  • Cleanliness is next to godliness and Rajni.
- shared by Pradhnya T
  • Rajinikanth's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajanikanth.
  • Rajinikanth grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
  • Rajinikanth once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
- shared by Vaishali S
  • Rajnikant went to the wild wild west, met a cowgirl, and fell in love with her. They had a baby, guess what they named the baby?? CHUCK NORRIS!
- shared by Pradhnya T & Stephen Rampur
  • If you spell `Rajanikant' wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Rajinikanth?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
  • Rajinikanth can play the violin with a piano.
  • Rajnikanth once wrote a cheque, the bank bounced!
  • Michael Jordan to Rajini: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you? Rajini: Rascala; how do you think the earth spins!?
  • Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald's, and got it.
  • When Rajnikant logs on to, facebook updates its status message!
  • Rajni once killed 20 men just by saying "BANG".
  • When Rajinikanth gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
- shared by Prashant K
  • Roger Federer: I know everything about tennis. You can ask me anything.
    Rajnikant: Ok. Tell me, how many holes are there in the NET??
  • Rajnikant can answer the missed calls.
  • No laws in physics can be applied to Rajnikant
- shared by Sagar Vairagkar
  • Once Rajnikanth got so excited and he yelled loudly "Yaaaahoo".... now it is known as
- shared by Nilesh Sabde
  • Who can Stop 50 cars with one hand?
    Oh Come on...
    Don't expect Rajnikanth to do everything..
    It's the Traffic Police!
The following article does not mean to harm the feelings or sentiments of neither Rajnikant nor his huge fan following across the globe. On other hand few of these can turn out to be innovative ideas for his upcoming releases!

There is nothing in the world that Rajini-can't do!

Keep contributing more Rajini jokes, I would be updating them alongside the name of the contributor here....
By Sagar Vairagkar
Published: 11/27/2010
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