Birthdays are not for mourning,
Shine brightly as the morning,
Rub your face with splendid grease,
For it is your day of cheer and bliss.
Birthdays are not for sighing,
Erase every groan and keep flying,
Fill your heart with cheerful cheese,
'Cos it’s meant for your delightful peace.
This birthday will keep you swinging,
With love and joy forever bringing,
Set your hope for it’s no tease,
And enjoy this boosting birthday breeze.