Medical Joke

Since yesterday I have been looking for you.
Doctor: "I have two news, a bad news and a very bad news."

Patient: "Okay, give me the bad news."

Doctor: "Your test results came out, you have only 24 hours to live."

Patient: "24 hours, horrible, there is nothing worse than this! What is very bad news?"

Doctor: "Since yesterday I've been looking for you."
Published: 4/11/2014
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