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Theresa's Boudoir

Tongue in cheek politics here. Or the crap side of Brexit...
I'd love to be a fly on the wall;
Inside Theresa's boudoir,
I'd love to know who makes up their polls;
Inside Theresa's boudoir,
They're telling us this, they're giving us that,
It's not what we asked for, but hey, it's a wrap,
They've sold off our rights, and they're so proud of that,
Inside Theresa's boudoir!

I'd love to be a bug on the phone;
Inside Theresa's boudoir,
I'd love to go viral by hacking the tome;
Inside Theresa's boudoir,
I'd go through her secrets and sell them abroad,
To the highest bidder in binary code,
For sleaze has a market; and I'm sure there's loads,
Inside Theresa's boudoir!

I'd love to eavesdrop on the goings on;
Inside Theresa's boudoir,
For I'm sure, they're a well-entertained throng,
Inside Theresa's boudoir,
For they're in cahoots, of that there's no doubt,
Divide and conquers what gives them their clout,
And we always fall for the shit they spew out,
From inside Theresa's boudoir!

borloff
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Published: 2/12/2019
Bouquets and Brickbats