Little Johnny: Poor Frogs

Little Johnny is late to class one day and the teacher asks him where he has been.

He replies "I've been down by the creek sticking cherry bombs up frogs asses."

"You mean rectum" corrected the teacher. "Yeah" says Little Johnny,
"Wrecked 'em all right, it blew 'em into little pieces!!"
Published: 12/13/2001
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