Tickle Me

The blonde was extremely happy that she had gotten a new job at the plant where the Tickle Me Elmo dolls were made.

On her first day, the manager showed her around, took her to the assembly line where she would be working, gave her instructions, and left.

A couple of hours later, he noticed that all the Tickle Me Elmo dolls were coming off the assembly line with a small cloth sack holding two marbles sewed onto the crotch.

He immediately ran over to where the new blonde was working and shouted "That's not what I said! I said to TEST TICKLES!!"
Published: 2/25/2001
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